11 Thoughts Midwesterners Have When It Snows

 

A�1. Meteorologists Be Like:

12:00 P.M. – “You can expect 1-2 inches by sunrise.”

4:00 P.M – “You can expect 4-8 inches by sunrise.”

10:00 P.M. – “You can expect 8-12 inches by sunrise.”

Noon the Next Day – “Well, it looks like the snow tracked to the South. So maybe a dusting of snow for us…”

2. Everyone Be Like:

“SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY I MUST GET TO THE STORE! MILK! EGGS! A BACKUP POWER GENERATOR!”

3. Girlfriends Be Like:

Boyfriend: “Do you hear that, babe? You should expect 8-12 inches tonight!

Girlfriend: “Maybe about half of that…”

4. Drivers Be Like:

“Oh God! It’s sticking! Brake! Brake! Brake!”

A�5. White People Be Like:

“Perfect, time to try out my new swimsuit…”

6. Kids Be Like:

“If we do this snow dance, we’ll get a snow day.”

7. Teachers Be Like:

“If they do the snow dance, they’ll get a snow day…”

8. Runners Be Like:

“It’s okay, we can run through snow and ice…”

NOPE.

9. Dogs Be Like:

“Well, this brings a whole new meaning to freezing my ass off…”

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10. Snow Plows Drivers Be Like:

“Oh yeah, this looks like a great place for all this snow.”

11. I Be Like:

“HAS EVERYONE LOST THEIR MINDS?!”

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