How Cincinnati Sees The Rest Of Ohio

 

1. The World Is Flat!

So, we have hills around here. If you go about thirty miles north, it’s all flat.

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2. Cleveland

Thank God that city is on the opposite side of the state. It’s called the “mistake on the lake” for a reason.

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3. It’s THE University of Assholes

Keep calling UC “little brother,” OSU. We’ll see how that turns out when you play us this fall.

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4. Cedar Point

Yeah, that’s about all that’s worth seeing past Kings Island.

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5. After the 3 C’s…

There may be something out there beyond the major cities, but civilization must be few and far between…

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6. Dayton?

Well, you beat OSU. So we like you.

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7. Columbus

COSI.

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8. Winter Is Coming…

If it gets this cold down here… sweet mother…

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9. Hocking Hills

Sweet. There’s a cheaper, less touristy Gatlinburg in Ohio.

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10. The Browns

Sometimes we even feel bad for them… it must suck to live in Cleveland.

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11. The Amish

Why are there so many Amish buggies north of Columbus? Is this the land that time forgot?

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12. The OSU/Michigan Rivalry

Yeah, don’t care.

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13. The Cavaliers

They still have a team after Lebron left?

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14. The Indiana Borderlands

Giant cornfield.

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15. The “Win”dians

A sizable adversary. It’d be cool to play them in the World Series.

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Have any other stereotypes of the rest of Ohio? Comment below!