1. The World Is Flat!
So, we have hills around here. If you go about thirty miles north, it’s all flat.
Thank God that city is on the opposite side of the state. It’s called the “mistake on the lake” for a reason.
3. It’s THE University of Assholes
Keep calling UC “little brother,” OSU. We’ll see how that turns out when you play us this fall.
4. Cedar Point
Yeah, that’s about all that’s worth seeing past Kings Island.
5. After the 3 C’s…
There may be something out there beyond the major cities, but civilization must be few and far between…
Well, you beat OSU. So we like you.
8. Winter Is Coming…
If it gets this cold down here… sweet mother…
9. Hocking Hills
Sweet. There’s a cheaper, less touristy Gatlinburg in Ohio.
10. The Browns
Sometimes we even feel bad for them… it must suck to live in Cleveland.
11. The Amish
Why are there so many Amish buggies north of Columbus? Is this the land that time forgot?
12. The OSU/Michigan Rivalry
Yeah, don’t care.
13. The Cavaliers
They still have a team after Lebron left?
14. The Indiana Borderlands
15. The “Win”dians
A sizable adversary. It’d be cool to play them in the World Series.
Have any other stereotypes of the rest of Ohio? Comment below!